Drugs & Gum

Acoustic Sarcastic

Songs that make the ladies' knees go all rubbery

This is an actual graph from Jango describing gender and age preference for my song, “Eyes and Hands” (available in the player on this page). In these graphs, pink is used to enumerate females (*rolls eyes*) and blue enumerates males: While I’m not writing songs in the interest of getting laid (“I was getting laid […]