Heidi Montag Sells More Albums Than I Do

According to Soundscan, Heidi Montag’s new album, Superficial, sold only 658 copies in its first week of release. They say that like it’s a bad thing. The girl “bankrupted” herself to finance this album, spending, as she claims, almost $2 million to make it. So, if I have my math right, and you assume most […]

Art Rape -or- What money does to good musicians: Ellie Goulding

Ellie Goulding is unfuckingbelievable. Her voice is so magnetic and from what I can tell, she writes her own stuff, although once a songwriter pairs up with producers, god knows what actually happens. Regardless, this girl is for reals: Exhibit A Exhibit B She’s like a more-accessible, better-singing, more understandable Joanna Newsome. She’s even a […]

Aimee Allen is so full of shit

Let’s talk about Aimee Allen. I just stumbled across her and was quickly puking. She is a singer-songwriter based out of LA with a lovely voice totally lacking in sincerity, and writes…um…let’s call them “basic” lyrics. She’s known for her performance of a song called “Cooties” in the 2007 movie adaptation of the musical adaptation […]