Heidi Montag Sells More Albums Than I Do
According to Soundscan, Heidi Montag’s new album, Superficial, sold only 658 copies in its first week of release. They say that like it’s a bad thing. The girl “bankrupted” herself to finance this album, spending, as she claims, almost $2 million to make it. So, if I have my math right, and you assume most […]
Do beards write better songs?
So many good male singer-songwriters are bearded. And I’ve noticed that there seems to be a correlation between the type of music one performs and the amount of hair on one’s face. Bearded songwriters include: Ray LaMontagne Samuel Beam (Iron & Wine) Andy Hull (Manchester Orchestra, Right Away Great Captain) Bon Iver Bearded men write […]
grateful/disorder available on iTunes
Go buy it. Listen. Write a review on iTunes. Even a horrible, scathing, brutal review about how much you hate it and how I’m so ugly. People will still buy it out of curiosity. Unless you want to see me fail, in which case, don’t do any of those things. Just know that I hate […]