Songs that make the ladies' knees go all rubbery

This is an actual graph from Jango describing gender and age preference for my song, “Eyes and Hands” (available in the player on this page). In these graphs, pink is used to enumerate females (*rolls eyes*) and blue enumerates males: While I’m not writing songs in the interest of getting laid (“I was getting laid […]

I don't know what Jango is but I'm on it now

Jango, from what I can tell, is a Pandora clone, but with more social networking. And unlike Pandora, you can listen to it in Canada and Europe and all those other countries that don’t rhyme with Bubited Bates of Aberbica, such as Bisrael, the Bunited Barab Bemirates, and the Bzech Bebublic. You see, the RIAA, […]