Dinosaurs

Sitting on a suitcase
An alarm clock, and some toothpaste
Believe me it’s worse than the place that you came from

Dusty, and malodorous
Complements my brontosaurus
And room in the hall to dropkick a football

I don’t dare rest until I’m old
I got rid of my furniture but my children have not been sold
You showed me the stars but all I could see was Mars
And dinosaurs
Dinosaurs

Mischevious, maybe criminal
Stole some pancakes for my animals
When the freezer is full
We fill up the swimming pool

I’m late now, for your party
Brought a gift bag, and some chardonnay
The part in my hair is worse than the suit I wear

I won’t slow down until I’m old
I got rid of my furniture but my children will not be sold
You showed me the stars but the only thing here is cars
And dinosaurs
Dinosaurs

The answer’s right in front of me
Been having threesomes with the enemy
I polished the bowls
And filled in the rabbit holes
I’m alive by the skin of my nose

I don’t dare rest until I’m old
I got rid of my girlfriend and my enemies have been told
You showed me the stars but all I could see was mars
And dinosaurs
Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs

(Lyrics copyright Christopher Stetson Wilson 2009)