I don't know what Jango is but I'm on it now

Posted on | January 5, 2010 | Comments Off on I don't know what Jango is but I'm on it now

jango_logo Jango, from what I can tell, is a Pandora clone, but with more social networking. And unlike Pandora, you can listen to it in Canada and Europe and all those other countries that don’t rhyme with Bubited Bates of Aberbica, such as Bisrael, the Bunited Barab Bemirates, and the Bzech Bebublic.

You see, the RIAA, which is also responsible for bankrupting listeners who download a song without paying for it, doesn’t like when Canadians and Africans listen to music. Especially Africans (I’m guessing), because they aren’t as rich as Americans and don’t have the disposable income to blow on American Idol Christmas compilation CDs and also they don’t like American Idol Christmas compilation CDs because they’re awful**. This is all just speculation, of course. But we can pretend it’s true because maybe it is.

Jango doesn’t have the simple elegance of Pandora, but they do have Finns.

Visit STETSON on Jango.

**You thought I was kidding about American Idol Christmas compilation albums? Well I was. But then I found out it’s an actual thing.